Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Busy in Retirement


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. 

I enjoy giving this example of what my wife and I do. The other day, Kate and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. 

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. 

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "ROMNEY/RYAN 2012" stickers.


We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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